Saturday, May 26, 2012
Funny Things Kids Do & Say
Bub's school teacher informed us that one of the boys had gotten hold of a box of tampons and was giving them out in the playground. The 3-4 year olds didn't know what they were, and were using them as pretend food in the cubby house kitchen.... :-)
Bub's friend, while examining the floor with a magnifying glass: "Wow, look what I found!"
Her Mum: "Is it an ant?"
Bub's friend: "No, it's poop!"
Bub's friend to me (while washing hands after the toilet): "If you don't use soap, you get germs. And if you put your finger into your nose, and then into your mouth, you get germs."
Bub's friend: "I have four adults living with me - my Mum, Dad, Nanna and Aupair."
Bub: "I don't need four adults living with me."
Bub (with a used bus ticket that she found on the floor): "This is my credit card. I'm going to use it to buy whatever I want in the shops"
Me (after Bub throws her cup of water on the floor while brushing her teeth): "You just lost a book privilege. You can only choose 2 books to read now instead of 3"
Bub (5 minutes later, at the bookshelf): "I have decided I only want 2 books tonight, so I have only chosen 2" (Good try...LOL)
Me: "Put your pajamas and nappy on"
Bub: "I will NOT wear a nappy. I'm going to wear a pull-up"
Bub's friend: "Who is that very strange little boy?"
Me: "That's Oliver's little brother"
Bub's friend: "Why is he here?"
Me: "Well, this is Oliver's birthday party, and we're at Oliver's house..."